{"id":13084,"date":"2026-07-30T12:08:25","date_gmt":"2026-07-30T10:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/?p=13084"},"modified":"2026-07-30T12:08:26","modified_gmt":"2026-07-30T10:08:26","slug":"der-kellner-serviert-die-bestellung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/2026\/07\/30\/der-kellner-serviert-die-bestellung\/","title":{"rendered":"Der Kellner serviert die Bestellung"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Der Brite: &#8222;Thank you very much.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Der Franzose: &#8222;Merci beaucoup.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Der Spanier: &#8222;Gracias.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Der Niederl\u00e4nder: &#8222;Bedankt.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Der Italiener: &#8222;Grazie.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Der Grieche: &#8222;Efcharist\u00f3&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Der Russe: &#8222;Spasibo&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Der T\u00fcrke: &#8222;Te\u015fekk\u00fcrler&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Der Araber: &#8222;Shkran&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Der Deutsche: &#8222;<strong>NA, DAS WURDE JA AUCH LANGSAM ZEIT! HAT JA EINE EWIGKEIT GEDAUERT! ARBEITET BEI EUCH EIGENTLICH IRGENDJEMAND? UND IST DAS \u00dcBERHAUPT DAS ZEUG, WAS ICH BESTELLT HABE? SONST KANNST DU DAS GLEICH WIEDER EINPACKEN!&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Der Brite: &#8222;Thank you very much.&#8220; Der Franzose: &#8222;Merci beaucoup.&#8220; Download Artikel als PDF<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13085,"href":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13084\/revisions\/13085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gilbertbrands.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}